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A friend kindly sent me some tips about management . . . :
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak..'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.' ;)
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
;D
Best wishes
Forum Admin (Wishing that other people might start posting things ! Please)
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Very true. In my unofficial position as self-appointed relationship counsellor to Absolutely Everyone, my ignorance of one person's true colours have just, this very night, destroyed a relationship (and my friendship with both parties).
Another one . . .
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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
Best wishes
Forum Admin
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My goodness, the forum moderator swearing on his own forum... whatever next? =P
Quote from: NonPlayingAnorak on April 06, 2010, 04:52:20 PM
My goodness, the forum moderator swearing on his own forum... whatever next? =P
This forum is for real people . . . ones with the enthusiam to carry inspiration forward! Enthusiasm was never spread by moderation. . .
I was actually merely forwarding elements of a "5 Minute Management Course" which a client sent to me and which have certainly raised smiles at home. . .
Best wishes
Forum Admin
Bumper sticker: My Karma just ran over your Dogma
Sooo... Has it ;D?